A few weeks ago I posted some metaphors and similes that teenage kids used in their high school essays.
Here are a few more:
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck
that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
Have a great weekend.
13 comments:
LOL Made me laugh out loud! Wish I was half as creative:)
Those are great!!! Have a good weekend. :-)
These are hilarious! I was going to say I loved the East River one (brilliant, really!), until I got to the ballerina one and busted out laughing.
Thanks for the friday fun! :)
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Oh my gosh!! Those are hilarious. My favorite is the duck one, a real lame duck. lol Man. But the East River one, that's really creative. :)
Bahaha! Brother-in-law. Hilarious! Oh my...I can't breathe. Those were so good!
omg, those were hilarious, esp. that last one and the picture I got in my head...
PATTIII!!!
You made my Friday night.
And it had been a gloomy, rainy mess:)
Thanks!!! I love the East River one.
OMGosh those were so much fun! I had to read the mob, trap and ballerina ones out loud to my hubby so he could laugh along with me :)
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
That one actually made me snarf out loud. Sounds like something I'd find in one of my first drafts...when I wasn't even trying to be funny.
OMG Those are hysterical!!! Thank you for the smile!
This post is made of awesome. So HILARIOUS! Thanks for sharing! =D
HeeheeHEEEE. Those are more great figures of speech. Sigh--we should all be so creative. ;o)
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