Thursday, June 18, 2009

And now for something completely different...

After all of the doom and gloom around my home with injuries I thought a list of things that have made me laugh lately was in order.

YouTube, Twitter, & Facebook will merge into one super time-wasting website called: 'YouTwitFace.' - Conan O'Brien

Some of my daughter’s sayings, (she’s seven):

After a particularly bad refereed basketball game:
"That ref made me angry and I’m not very pretty when I’m angry."

After her older brother was teasing her:
"Being mean is one of your many qualities."

During wrestling match with second brother:
"Come and face it like a man."

After older brother asked why dad had chosen me as a wife (he thought it was because I was tall)
"Because she’s pretty."
Okay that one wasn’t funny but still adorable.

After making a joke in the car:
"I can’t help it if I’m funny today."

Have a good weekend.


giddymomof6 said...

LOL! Conan cracks me up! And how sweet is your daughter? Love her comments! thanks for the smiles! Jenni

jenniferneri said...

This is great! She sounds like a wonderful kid! It is amazing what comes out of their mouths!! I am always in awe.

strugglingwriter said...

Great list! You have a nice weekend too!

Jessie Oliveros said...

That is so cute. Your daughter sounds like a lot of fun. You have to write everything down that she says so she can read it when she is older and laugh.

Holly Kennedy said...

I like this one: I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M FUNNY TODAY.


Patti said...

Another one she said today.

My niece told her she was funny:
"I know I am."

Maybe I should switch to children's books. I might have enough material.